Cuba main tekan-tekan....

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Aku terhibur dengan dirinya…

Entri kali ni aku nak cerita tentang adik aku yang paling bongsu... Ni pun aku mendapat galakkan dari kawan baik aku si Galuh Cendra Kirana, kerana dia aku tergerak hati untuk memperkenalkan adik aku ni kepada semua kawan-kawan blog...

Dahulu aku tak pernah terfikir bahawa aku akan mempunyai adik bongsu yang baru menggantikan adik aku si Taufik.... Sebagai anak sulung... aku dan juga 2 orang adik lelaki aku berasa kami sudah cukup bahagia dan menyayangi antara satu sama lain… walaupun aku dengan adik-adikku membantah dengan sekeras-kerasnya perkahwinan kedua abahku selepas kematian mama aku tapi apa kan daya mogok kami tak menjadi.. Abah aku berkahwin juga dengan ibu tiriku.. Mula-mula hati aku berasa amat benci dengan keluarga baru yang dibina oleh abah aku tapi mungkin Allah S.W.T lebih berkuasa.. Dia maha mengetahui segalanya.. Selepas 5 bulan berkahwin ibu tiriku disahkan mengandung… Tanggal 29hb Januari 2007 adik aku yang paling bongsu dilahirkan dan diberi nama Ahmad Imran… sekarang umur dia 2 tahun lebih... Dengan kehadiran adik aku yang paling bongsu, hati aku mula menjadi cair.. kecomelan, kenakalan, kecerdikkan dan yang lain-lain membuatkan aku sentiasa tertawa bila aku melihat gelagat adik aku… sesungguhnya aku amat menyayangi adik-adik aku walaupun adik yang terakhir berlainan ibu… Aku hanya mampu menceritakan secara ringkas sahaja, kalu nak cerita panjang-panjang nanti aku teringat kat arwah mama aku.. Aku akan menangis lagi... Nanti kecian kat hubby aku nak kena beli tisu banyak-banyak untuk aku, banjir rumah aku plak.... hehehehe

Di sini aku sertakan gambar-gambar terbaru adik aku.. gelagat si kecik ni ditangkap oleh aku sebelum si dia muntah kerana dipaksa makan ubat… hehehehe Waktu tu aku saja nak testing-testing digital kamera adik aku... tup-tup si Imran ni menerkam laju jer kat aku... dengan mulut terkumit-kumit, dia kata "tatak..tatak... tatak duya.." (Hmmm nak sebut kakak pun tak reti lagi..) dia nak aku tangkap gambar dia.. siap posing lagi.. Pening aku dengan budak kecik ni...

Kalu aku tipu orang kata ni anak aku pun orang akan pecaya... muka serupa.. kan..kan..kan...

Ni gambar favourite aku sebab aku berjaya buat dia duduk diam-diam...

Ni lagi aku tak tahan, siap nak bergambar dengan Ultraman dia... Patung sebelah yang meniarap tu nama "Pak Abu".. Entah kenapa nama patung tu nama orang tua... hehehe

Asyik dok suruh aku tangkap gambar dia jer...

Gelak.. Gelak.. Sebab aku marah kat dia, orang suruh senyum lain plak dia buat...

Senyuman si Imran kekadang membuatkan aku tak jadi nak marah kat dia...

Gaya macam raja jer.. Ni walaupun kecik kaki buli ni...

Si Imran sibuk tengok rancangan kegemaran dia.. Apa lagi kalu bukan "TOM TOM BAK"

Ni adik aku yang no. 2 si Taufik yang sedang asyik makan jer... Kalu tak makan keja dia bergaduh dengan si Imran... hehehehehe

p/s:- Nanti kalu ader cerita menarik pasal si Imran, aku akan post dalam blog ni lagi... Tunggu...

Monday, March 30, 2009

Rahsia Punggung...Yg mana satu anda

Bagi mereka-mereka yang mementingkan penampilan punggung.. Tiru macam punggung saya.. hahahaha
Punggung dan paha merupakan pusat segala pergerakan badan. Ia menentukan cara kita bergerak memajukan diri kita dalam kehidupan.Terdapat 5 bentuk punggung dan paha iaitu seimbang, bulat, rata, besar dan tinggi.
Yang mana satu anda??


1. Seimbang

Paha dan punggungnya seimbang. Tidak terlalu besar. Tidak terlalu kecil. Tidak terlalu bulat. Tidak terlalu rata. Pemiliknya dikatakan seorang yang tenang dan pemurah. Bakal ibu dan bapa yang baik. Seorang ibu yang sangat penyayang. Seorang bapa yang jelas pemikiran ke mana hala tuju keluarganya dan sangat berjaya dalam kerjayanya. Perjalanan hidup teratur tanpa banyak masalah dan stabil.


2. Bulat

Individu yang mempunyai punggung yang bulat adalah seseorang yang berjiwa kental, idealistik, periang, sentiasa berseman gat, pandai mengawal perbelanjaan, suka bersosial dan boleh bergaul dengan sesiapa sahaja. Kuat mengharungi segala cabaran hidup sama ada cabaran yang baik atau yang buruk.


3. Tinggi

Punggung tinggi ke atas. Orang ini dikatakan mempunyai daya seks yang sangat tinggi. Sangat disukai ramai. Tidak kisah dengan kata-kata negative orang lain. Hatinya tidak mudah sensitif dengan kata-kata yang diluahkan orang lain. Suka berseronok. Orang ini suka membuat sesuatu mengikut hati dan perasaan bukan fikiran menyebabkannya sukar mendapat status tinggi dalam masyarakat.


4. Besar

Pemilik punggung besar dan paha besar seorang yang romantik. Subur. Sihat. Penuh rasa cinta. Sanggup melakukan apa sahaja demi mencapai cita-cita. Ceria, pemurah dan bijak menguruskan kewangan. Baginya tidak ada yang mustahil. Segalanya boleh diatasi. Jenis no problem. Sentiasa mengukur kejayaan diri dengan jumlah harta dan wang yang mampu dikumpulkan.


5. Rata

Punggungnya rata atau hampir samarata dengan badan. Ia melambangkan empunya diri yang lurus, bijak danterlalu idealistik. Tidak pandai mencari peluang berniaga. Jika perempuan, ia dikatakan tidak subur dan tidak mempunyai anak lebih dari satu. Tidak mempunyai perancangan masa depan yang jelas. Terlalu berserah kepada keadaan tanpa ada insiatif untuk memajukan diri.



Buat kawan baik saya.. Cik Galuh Cendra Kirana.. Sila pilih punggung yang mana 1 hampa punya???? hehehehe

Friday, March 27, 2009

Friday's QUOTES THAT MAKE YOU THINK.........

This week we focus on SPRING...

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"- Robin Williams



Spring makes its own statement, so loud and clear that the gardener seems to be only one of the instruments, not the composer. - Geoffrey B. Charlesworth



April prepares her green traffic light and the world thinks Go. - Christopher Morley



Hoe while it is spring, and enjoy the best anticipations. It is not much matter if things do not turn out well. - Charles Dudley Warner


Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time. Never make your most important decisions when you are in a bad mood. Wait Be patient. The storm will pass. The spring will come.- Robert H. Schuller


The splendor of the rose and the whiteness of the lily do not rob the little violet of its scent nor the daisy of its simple charm. If every tiny flower wanted to be a rose, spring would lose its loveliness.- Therese of Lisieux


One swallow does not make a spring; nor does one fine day.- Aristotle


In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.- Mark Twain


An optimist is the human personification of spring.- Susan J. Bissonette


Spring has returned. The Earth is like a child that knows poems.- Rainer Maria Rilke


In spring time, love is carried on the breeze. Watch out for flying passion or kisses whizzing by your head.- Emma Racine deFleur


When Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the laughing soil.- Bishop Reginald Heber


Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world.- Virgil A. Kraft


It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want - oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so! - Mark Twain

Thursday, March 26, 2009

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a bee line straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
To my surprise, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test."
We couldn't ask for a betterman for our daughter.
"Welcome to the family."


And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

A Beautiful Message


Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."

The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."
"What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.
"There's a big difference," replied the little girl.
"If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go.
But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."


In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...

This message is too short......but carries a lot of Feelings.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Kids Are Quick

Kids grow so fast nowadays... They are smart and know how to reply back even though the answer may not correct... Just like my 2 years old brother... whenever I ask him what he like to watch on TV and his answer is "TOM TOM BAK"... "TOM TOM BAK".....He like Aznil Hj. Nawawi so much, it's like his idol... I enjoy looking at him all the time... He's getting smart day by day... I haven't uploaded his photo and video yet.. maybe in future... hehehehe


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

Monday, March 23, 2009

EMERGENCY LEAVE .....

"Boss, sayer nak mintak emergency leave boss.....
betul boss, saya serious nih.....
saya tak tipu, terpaksa ambik emergency leave nih....
Gambarnya pun saya hantar sekali nih boss...
tolonglah boss, betul boss, saya tak tipu ...... sungguh....... Tengoklah gambar nih bosss..."
scroll...
scroll...
scroll...
scroll...

Hahahahahaha......
Jangan Buat camni tau... hehehehe pekerja yang berdedikasi... Hahahaha

Friday, March 20, 2009

Untuk Lelaki yg Bergelar Suami - Hargailah Isteri Anda....

Mulianya seorang isteri disisi Allah...
Dan betapa berharganya wanita yang bergelar isteri ini pada keluarga, suami dan anak-anak
Rugi dan binasalah suami-suami yang tidak menghargai isteri
mereka kerana isteri inilah yang akan membantu mereka di akhirat kelak.
Biarlah buruk mana isteri anda, sayangilah mereka.....


Beruntungnya seorang wanita yg ada rahim ini ialah dia bekerja dengan Tuhan... jadi 'kilang ' manusia.
Tiap-tiap bulan dia diberi cuti bergaji penuh...
7 sehingga 15 hari sebulan dia tak wajib sembahyang tetapi Allah anggap diwaktu itu sembahyang terbaik darinya.
Cuti bersalin juga sehingga 60 hari. Cuti ini bukan cuti suka hati tapi cuti yang Allah beri sebab dia bekerja dengan Allah.
Orang lelaki tak ada cuti dari sembahyang.. . sembahyang wajib baginya dari baligh sehingga habis nyawanya.


Satu lagi berita gembira untuk wanita, Sepanjang dia mengandung Allah sentiasa mengampunkan dosanya,
Lahir saja bayi seluruh dosanya habis.
Inilah nikmat Tuhan beri kepada wanita, jadi kenapa perlu takut nak beranak?


Marilah kita pegang kepada tali Allah.
Seandainya wanita itu mati sewaktu bersalin, itu dianggap mati syahid,
Allah izinkan terus masuk Syurga.
Untuk orang kafir dia tak dapat masuk Syurga tapi Allah beri kelonggaran siksa kubur.
Untuk peringatan semua wanita yang bersuami seluruh kebaikan suaminya, semuanya isteri dapat pahala tetapi dosa-dosa suami dia tak tanggung.


Diakhirat nanti seorang wanita solehah akan terperanjat dengan pahala extra yang banyak dia terima diatas segala kebaikan suaminya yang tak disedari.
Contohnya bila dia redha suaminya pergi berjemaah di masjid atau ke majlis ilmu, bersedekah.. ganjaran Alah keatasnya jua..


Bila dia lihat suaminya tengah terhegeh-hegeh di titian Sirat dia tak nak masuk syuga tanpa suaminya, jadi dia pun memberi pahalanya kepada suami untuk lepas masuk syurga.
Didunia lagi, kalau suami dalam kesusahan isteri boleh bantu tambah lagi di akhirat.
Kalau seorang isteri asyik merungut,mulut selalu muncung terhadap suami dia tak akan dapat pahala extra ini.


Manakala suami pula mempunyai tugas-tugas berat didalam dan diluar rumah, segala dosa-dosa anak isteri yang tak dididik dia akan tanggung ditambah lagi dengan dosa-dosa yang lain..
Dinasihatkan kepada semua wanita supaya faham akan syariat Allah agar tidak derhaka denganNya.


Sesungguhnya wanita dijadikan daripada rusuk kiri lelaki.
Dia bukan dicipta dari kepala ke kaki,juga bukan dari tapak kaki.
Dia dicipta dari sebelah rusuk kiri lelaki supaya dia hampir kepada kamu (lelaki) ,
lengan lelaki dicipta untuk mempertahankan wanita,
dekat dengan hati lelaki untuk disayangi.


Woman was made from the rib of man,
She was not created from his head to top him,
Nor form his feet to be stepped upon,
She was made from his side to be close to him,
From beneath his arm to be protected by him,
Near his heart to be loved by him.


"Wahai Tuhan...
ku tak layak ke syurgamu ...
namun tak pula aku sanggup ke nerakamu...
kamilah hamba yang mengharap belas darimu ...


"Ya Allah...
jadikanlah kami hamba2 mu yang bertaqwa ..
ampunkan dosa2 kami, kedua ibubapa kami, dosa semua umat2 islam yang masih hidup mahupun yang telah meninggal dunia"......


Kubur itu gelap, cahayanya ialah Laa Ilaaha IllalLah.
Jika diletakkan langit dan bumi di sebelah dacing, dan kalimah ini di sebelah yang satu lagi,
pasti lebih berat lagi nilai kalimah 'Laa ilaaha illalLah' ini.
Rasulullah saw. bersabda (mafhumnya):
"Wahai manusia! Ucaplah 'Laa ilaaha illalLah', kamu pasti berjaya!"


Marilah kita ucapkan kalimah ini:
"Laa ilaaha illallah!" x 10

Thursday, March 19, 2009

The Perfect Woman...

A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.


That night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.


At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, "OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?"


Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, "The one in the middle."


The young man is astounded. "How in the world did you figure it out?"


"Easy," she says. "I don't like her."

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

A wonderful story.. which one will u choose?

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry.. Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"
This is a very good story for all of you.. Enjoy reading...

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

I Wanna Grow Old With You...




A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays.

During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all these years, she would give them one wish each.

Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the wife wanted for herself and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world.

The fairy waved her wand and boom! The wife had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband`s turn and the fairy assured him he could have any wish he wanted, all he needed to do was ask for his heart`s desire.

He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, honestly, I`d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand and kazoom"

The husband turned 90.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Soalan Psikologi buat lelaki-lelaki bujang.. Hahaha

Beberapa hari lepas, ada seorang sahabat saya telah bertanya satu soalan psikologi yang saya kira sangat menarik. Ianya bukan sembarangan soalan kerana daripada jawapan yang diberikan, anda dapat mengetahui sebab mengapa seseorang itu memilih pasangan mereka.
Walaupun ia cuma ramalan psikologi, namun ada juga kebenarannya.

Nak tahu apa soalan tersebut? Baik, saya kongsikan dengan anda. Soalannya berbunyi begini.

Ada 5 perkara berlaku serentak.
1. Air mendidih kat dapur.
2. Air paip melimpah kat bilik air.
3. Bayi menangis.
4. Telefon berbunyi.
5. Ada orang ketuk pintu.

Kalau anda diberi pilihan, apakah perkara yang anda akan 'settle' kan terlebih dahulu?

Anda dikehendaki untuk susun perkara 1 ~ 5 tersebut mengikut kepentingan dan keutamaan yang anda fikirkan.

Semua perkara tersebut mestilah diselesaikan.
Susunlah ikut perkara yang anda rasa lebih penting untuk diselesaikan dahulu.

Bayangkan anda sedang mengalami keadaan seperti itu sekarang.
Fikirkan dan timbangkan, apakah perkara yang anda akan selesaikan mengikut keutamaan anda.

Fikir…

Fikir…

Fikir…

Fikir…

Fikir…

OK, dah habis fikir dan buat keputusan?
Nak tahu apakah fakta terselindung disebalik jawapan yang anda berikan?
Baik, mari kita semak jawapan anda…
Apakah ciri/sifat/perkara yang anda utama dan pentingkan dalam memilih pasangan anda.

Kalau anda memilih untuk menutup air medidih : menandakan anda mementingkan keselamatan dan kebolehan 'si dia' untuk membimbing anda.

Kalau anda memilih untuk menutup pili air yang melimpah di bilik air : menandakan anda mementingkan kekayaan,wang ringgit dan harta.

Kalau anda memilih untuk memujuk bayi yang menangis : menandakan anda mementingkan cinta dan kasih sayang.

Kalau anda memilih untuk mengangkat telefon yang sedang berbunyi : menandakan anda mementingkan akhlak, budi bahasa dan perlakuan pasangan anda.

Kalau anda memilih untuk membuka pintu : menandakan anda mementingkan rupa paras, fizikal luaran dan personaliti pasangan anda.

Haaa macammana dengan keputusan anda? Bagus? Anda boleh bertanya soalan ini kepada rakan-rakan anda untuk mengetahui apakah perkara-perkara yang mereka utamakan dalam memilih pasangan hidup.

Selamat Mencuba.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Rahsia perempuan yang lelaki perlu tahu...

Tips especially utk yg baru kahwin, baru bercinta dan jugak yg dah lama kahwin tapi masih x tahu @ faham perasaan isteri....................

1. Bila sorang wanita mengatakan dia sedang bersedih,tetapi dia tidak menitiskan airmata,itu bermakna dia sedang menangis di dalam hatinya.

2. Bila dia tidak menghiraukan kamu selepas kamu menyakiti hatinya,lebih baik kamu beri dia masa untuk menenangkan hatinya semula sebelum kamu menegur dengan ucapan maaf.

3. Wanita sukar nak cari benda yang dia benci tentang orang yang paling dia sayang(sebab itu ramai wanita yang patah hati bila hubungan itu putus di tengah jalan).

4. Sekiranya sorang wanita jatuh cinta dengan sorang lelaki,lelaki itu akan sentiasa ada di fikirannya walaupun ketika dia sedang keluar dengan lelaki lain.

5. Bila lelaki yang dia suka dan cinta merenung tajam ke dalam matanya,dia akan cair seperti coklat!!

6. Wanita memang sukakan pujian tetapi selalu tidak tau macam mana nak menerima pujian.

7. Ji! ka kamu tidak suka dengan gadis yang sukakan kamu separuh mati,tolak cintanya dengan lembut,jangan berkasar sebab ada satu semangat dalam diri wanita yang kamu tak akan tahu bila dia dah buat keputusan,dia akan lakukan apa saja.

8. Sekiranya sorang gadis mula menjauhkan diri darimu selepas kamu tolak cintanya,biarkan dia untuk seketika.Sekiranya kamu masih ingin menganggap dia sorang kawan,cubalah tegur dia perlahan-lahan.

9. Wanita suka meluahkan apa yang mereka rasa.Muzik,puisi,lukisan dan tulisan adalah cara termudah mereka meluahkan isi hati mereka.

10. Jangan sesekali beritahu perempuan yang mereka ni lansung tak berguna.

11. Bersikap terlalu serius boleh mematikan mood wanita.

12. Bila pertama kali lelaki yang dicintainya dalam diam memberikan respon positif,misalnya menghubunginya melalui telefon,si gadis akan bersikap acuh tak acuh seolah-olah tidak berminat,tetapi sebaik saja ganggang diletakkan,dia akan menjerit kesukaan dan ! tak sampai sepuluh minit,semua rakan-rakannya akan tahu berita tersebut.

13. Sekuntum senyuman memberi seribu erti bagi wanita.Jadi jangan senyum sebarangan.

14. Jika kamu menyukai sorang wanita,cubalah mulakan dengan persahabatan.Kemudian biarkan dia mengenalimu dengan lebih mendalam.

15. Jika sorang wanita memberi seribu satu alasan setiap kali kamu ajak keluar,tinggalkan dia sebab dia memang tak berminat denganmu.

16. Tetapi jika dalam masa yang sama dia menghubungimu atau menunggu panggilan darimu,teruskan usahamu untuk memikatnya.

17. Jangan sesekali mengagak apa yang dirasakannya.Tanya dia sendiri!!

18. Selepas sorang gadis jatuh cinta,dia akan sering tertanya-tanya kenapalah aku tak jumpa lelaki ini lebih awal.

25. Cinta bermaksud kesetiaan, ambil berat, jujur dan kebahagiaan tanpa sebarang kompromi.

26. Semua wanita mahukan sorang lelaki yang cintakan mereka sepenuh hati..

27. Senjata wanita adalah airmata!!

28. Wanita suka jika sesekali orang yang disayanginya mengadakan surprise buatnya(hadiah,bunga atau sekadar kad ucapan romantis).Mereka akan rasa terharu dan merasakan bahawa dirinya dicintai setulus hati.Dengan i! ni dia tak akan ragu-ragu terhadapmu.

29. Wanita mudah jatuh hati pada lelaki yang ambil berat tentang mereka dan baik terhadapnya.So,kalau nak memikat wanita pandai-pandailah...

30. Sebenarnya mudah mengambil hati wanita kerana apa yang dia mahu
hanyalah perasaan dicintai dan disayangi sepenuh jiwa.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Sekadar donden penglipurlara
Kisah 4 Pengantin Baru

Mak Minah dan Pak Mat ada 4 org anak perempuan yang sangat disayangi iaitu Siti, Seri, Murni dan Suri. Satu hari mereka berpakat utk kawinkan anak2 ni serentak.

Selepas selamat diijabkabulkan, ke-empat2 anak tu pun bercadang untuk pegi honeymoon.. Siti pegi honeymoon ke Pulau Langkawi, Seri ke Pulau Tioman, Murni ke Pulau Kapas dan Suri ke Pulau Pangkor. Sebelum pegi Mak Minah dan Pak Mat berpesan, 'nanti jgn lupa hantar berita pada mak dan ayah.

Ceritakan macam mana honeymoon korang. Tak payah tulis panjang2, pakai kod iklan aja dah cukup. Ringkas, padat dan cepat.' panjang lebar Mak Minah memberi arahan pada anak2nya.

Seminggu lepas tu depa terimalah surat dari Siti yang bertulis 'Standard Chartered' . Tercari2lah kedua suami isteri ni iklan Standard Chartered dan bila jumpa tersenyum le kedua2nya membaca iklan yang bertulis 'Besar, teguh dan peramah'.. Bahagialah Si Siti rupanya..

Esoknya terima pula surat Seri yang bertulis 'Nescafe'. Carilah iklan Nescafe dan tersenyum lagi keduanya membaca iklan yangbertulis 'Nikmatnya hingga ke titisan yang terakhir' Bahagialah Si Seri rupanya....

Selang beberapa hari kemudian, tiba pula surat Murni bertulis 'KFC'. Carilah iklan KFC dan tersenyum keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis 'Hingga Menjilat Jari'... Bahagialah Si Murni rupanya...

Seminggu berlalu, tiada surat dari Suri, Mak Minah dan Pak Mat dah risau. Dua Minggu... tak ada jugak.. masuk minggu ke tiga baru sampai surat dari Suri dengan isi kandungannya 'AIR ASIA '.
Bergegas le Mak Minah cari iklan penerbangan tu sbb tak sabar nak tau apa yg jadi kat anak bongsunya. Biladibaca. Mak Minah dan Pak Mat terkulat2 tak tau nak senyum atau menangis..

Apa motto iklan itu...??

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'7 KALI SEMINGGU..3 JAM SEKALI.. TANPA HENTI'

KAH KAH KAH -YG SEDANG MEMBACA NI BUKAN MAIN TERSENGIH LEBARLAH YEEEE

Hahahahaha lain kali sapa ader anak2 @ saudara perempuan yang baru kawin & nak tau aper2 rahsia daripada dia orang jgn lupa pakai kod iklan ok....

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Absence from Work !!!!

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, ' No '

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' ' Yes '

'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No '

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

' Yes , ' whispered the child, ' a policeman '

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

' No, he's busy ' whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ' came the whispered answer..

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a helicopter '

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... ' ME .. '

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Kids on Love and Marriage...







HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Alan, age 10








"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then." Camille, age 10

"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married." Freddie, age 6



HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? "Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." Eddie, age 6

"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? "Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? "Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." Lynnette, age 8

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? "I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE? "When they're rich." Pam, age 7
"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." Curt, age 7

"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do." Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? "I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out." Theodore, age 8

"It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." Anita, age 9

"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." Kirsten, age 10

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" Kelvin, age 8

"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now." Roberta, age 7

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? "If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes, especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it." Lori, age 8

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." Ricky, age 10

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs." The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids." The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm, better." she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework." "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me! But just think what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please."

Monday, March 2, 2009

Female Logic... Girl Power


For all men and boys out there... Hehehehe



A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles perhour. The wife is behind the wheel.


Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice."Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.


"The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increasesher speed to 45 mph.The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out ofit,"he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are.


"Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly andslowly increases the speed to 55.


He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues 65 mph."And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."


The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"


The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice."No, I've got everything I need." she says."Oh, really?" he inquires, "sowhat have you got?"


Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles."The airbag."


Never underestimate how a woman thinks.


Moral of the story don't buy Toyota VIOS E as it has only one airbag. The husband sure die laa and wife got everything. If WAJA both will jalan (no airbag) unless WAJA premium.