Cuba main tekan-tekan....

Friday, June 26, 2009

Died at 50.. 'King of Pop'



He died of cardiac arrest at UCLA Medical Center aged 50 years old, 25.6.2009 (Thursday)


YOU ARE NOT ALONE


Another day has gone
I'm still all alone
How could this be
You're not here with me
You never said goodbye
Someone tell me why
Did you have to go
And leave my world so cold


Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did love slip away
Something whispers in my ear and says
That you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay


But you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart
But you are not alone


'Lone, 'lone
Why, 'lone


Just the other night
I thought I heard you cry
Asking me to come
And hold you in my arms
I can hear your prayers
Your burdens I will bear
But first I need your hand
Then forever can begin


Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did love slip away
Something whispers in my ear and says
That you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay


For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart
For you are not alone


Whisper three words and I'll come runnin'
And girl you know that I'll be there
I'll be there


You are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay
For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart


For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay


For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart


For you are not alone...


Psstt... He was my idols... Just love his songs so much.... I can remember my late mama used to like to listen to his famous song 'Billy Jean'..... May rest in peace!!!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

New Moon Movie Tie-In Cover


Psst.... Cam nak beli plak tapi aku dah ada complete set (Original cover).... Hmmmm xpa kut beli boleh buat collection untuk movie tie-in cover plak... hehehehe macam banyak duit kan... Demi Twilight Saga collection, kena buat jugak... Hehehehe

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Tak Sabar Menanti....

Coming Soon on November 2009



Official Poster For New Moon Movie

P/S:- Tak sabar aku menanti cerita ni.... rasanya selagi tak habis semua Twilight Saga ni... Selagi tu aku dalam keresahan.. hehehehe Aku tau hanis pun suka jugak macam aku....
Semua buku aku dah abis baca siap hafal lagi.... Hehehehe excited terlebih....

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Yes!! Bolot habis... TWILIGHT RULES...

MTV MOVIE AWARD 2009












Yeah!!! Aku rasa best sgt2.. Yelah diaorang bolot mostly award yang ader dalam MTV Award 2009 so best2... Hero aku - Rob Pattinson dapat "Best breakthough male award"... Yang lain menang award "Best Fight, Best Kiss and Best Movie"...
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Freeze Frames New Moon Trailer Preview







Psstttt.. Aku tak sabar nak tengok filem terbaru New Moon di pawagan November ni .... Mesti best kan dapat tengok sequal dari cerita Twilight ni kan... Hehehehehe

Monday, June 1, 2009

Penyanyi Karaoke Yang Berjaya... Hahahaha

Gambar2 ni aku tangkap sewaktu melakukan aktiviti senaman tekak dekat REDBOX, Gurney Plaza... Penat tu memang la penat tapi puas aku boleh menyanyi walaupun suara aku tak sedap... hehehehe yang aku paling tak tahan bila aku dengar adik aku nyanyi la "Isabella 98" dengan "Menghitung Hari" dah la dia tu lelaki... suara memang kelakar... Banyak lagi gambar yang aku amik tapi, nak upload amik masa.. nanti kalu ader time aku upload lagi ok.... Peace!!!


Gaya penyanyi yang baru nak warming up... time pemilihan lagu....


Tengok makanan kat belakang 2.. banyak kan?? Yummy2


Ader orang kata muka hubby aku iras2 Faizal AF4.. betoi ke??? Cam tak caya jer...



Dah la kena paksa menyanyi.. kena siap posing lagi... Peace

Bantai nyanyi selagi anje kata jangan stop.. abang xleh stop nyanyi.. Hehehe
Gaya penyanyi yang dah puas menyanyi.. Hehehehe

Pssstttt... Lepas nyanyi family aku iaitu adik2 aku dan hubby aku memutuskan akan membuat aktiviti melawat Redbox setiap hujung bulan... Yepeee....

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Pujaan Hati Hubby ku.....


Aku tak tau nak post entri apa kali ni... Tapi ader la satu cerita tentang gelagat hubby aku dengan idola pujaan hatinya... Dah berminggu-minggu aku keluar masuk kedai video speedy aku dok tolong hubby aku cari sambungan VCD "John Cena - This Is My Life" part II tentang kehidupan wrestler kegemaran dia dari kecik hingga dah besar panjang... Siapa lagi kalu bukan Si JOHN CENA, dah puas aku bagitau kat dia VCD part II tak jual dah... Yang ader DVD jer... Beli jelah.. Walaupun dia akan tengok balik apa yang dia dah tengok dalam VDC part I dalam DVD tu atleast collection dia dah complete dan aku tak yah pening2-kan kepala untuk mencari... Dah puas aku suruh kawan baik aku yang ader kat Texas, USA pi cari pasal John Cena.. Penat jugak aku...



Ni yang membuatkan aku tertanya-tanya apa yang ader dengan John Cena ni??? Mula-mula aku dah ingat hubby aku ni "GAY" rupanya bukan.. Hehehehe Hubby aku ni admirer sangat dengan badan dia... Dulu dia minat sangat dengan Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, sekarang ni tambah lagi seorang pujaan hati... Naik jeles aku plak... Tiap-tiap hari pi gym sebab nak badan cam John Cena... Aku ni dok bantai gelak bila hubby aku dok posing depan cermin pastu dok tanya ader tak badan cam wrestler pujaan dia... Hahahaha Aku balas balik.. "Comel bang.. Comel... Keep up the good work, badan abang akan jadi cam John Cena... Tak pun cam "The Rock" jer hehehehe.." Tak salah kan aku bohong sunat dengan hubby aku??? Ok apa badan cam "The Rock" steady jer... Aku suka... Tapi nampak gaya makin membesar muscle2 badan hubby aku, nak tunjuk kata dia boleh la 2.. Cam Malaysia boleh plak, nak jadi Sazali Samad plak ke??? Hehehehehe

Nice Body... Hehehehe


Baru-baru ni plak tak abis-abis dok cerita kat aku dia tengok John Cena dalam citer "Snoop Dog - Fatherhood" kat dalam E-Channel, Astro... Hubby aku citer dengan penuh perasaan, seronok tengok John Cena rapping dengan Snoop Dog la... Muscle dia besar la... Macam-macam lagi.. Letih aku nak melayan cam budak-budak plak dah... Hehehehe Terpaksalah dengar kalu tak dengar kata aku ni dah tak amik perhatian plak... Sabar jelah...




Sexy... Macho Guy...

Pssstttt.... Sebenarnya aku pun jatuh hati dengan John Cena.. Kalu wrestling ader jer si mamat ni sure aku akan tengok walaupun aku x berapa minat tengok WWE.... I like John Cena... Hehehehe Tapi aku paling suka sebenarnya Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson...




Tuesday, May 26, 2009

JADIKAN ANAK PANDAI

SHICIDA METHODS

BANYAK cara untuk mendidik personaliti anak-anak. Ada menggunakan pelbagai kaedah dan pendekatan semata-mata mahu memberikan yang terbaik buat anak-anak. Salah satu teknik yang mula di pratikkan di Malaysia ialah SHICIDA METHODS , iaitu kaedah mendidik anak-anak berfikir menggunakan otak kanan yang diajar oleh orang Jepun. Ini kerana otak sebelah kanan lebih efektif berbanding otak kiri tetapi ia perlu dipraktikkan dengan lebih kerap untuk mengaktifkan penggunaannya. Kelas SHICIDA METHODS ada ditawarkan di sesetengah tempat disini,namun kosnya agak mahal berbanding kelas-kelas lain, malah tidak ramai ibu bapa khususnya orang Melayu mampu menghantar anak-anak mereka ke kelas sebegini. Disini disertakan serba sedikit kaedah SHICIDA METHODS untuk dipraktikkan oleh ibu bapa dalam membesarkan anak-anak. Kaedah ini boleh Nampak kesannya dalam masa seminggu ia di pratikkan,namun bergantung kepada kebolehan dan keupayaan otak anak-anak anda menerimanya :



Gambar Hiasan

1) Sewaktu anak hendak tidur atau tidur-tidur ayam,cakap padanya dengan sepenuh hati dan sejujurnya yang kita sayang kat dia, dia budak baik, dia anak soleh, dia budak kuat, dia budak pandai dan sebagainya sebab sewaktu tidur-tidur ayam itulah otak kanannya sedang bekerja manakala otak kiri sudah tidur. Tapi kena buat dengan seikhlas hati sebab kalau dalam keadaan marah,ia tidak menjadi. Kalau mereka sudah tidur, cuba ramas-ramas jari atau tangan dia atau picit-picitkan badannya supaya dia kembali dalam keadaan tidur-tidur ayam. Cuba pratikkan pada anak anda khususnya bagi mereka yang liat bangun pagi. Insya-Allah menjadi.


Gambar Hiasan

2) Mula guna kad untuk ajar anak anda. Ada peserta yang ajar ABC-Z guna kad dalam masa seminggu sahaja, lepas tu mereka sudah kenal semua huruf dan boleh eja perkataan yang pendek-pendek. Buat atau beli kad banyak-banyak dan tunjuk pada mereka cepat-cepat seperti a…..b….c….d. Insya-Allah mereka cepat tangkap sebab bila kita tunjuk laju-laju otak kanan dia akan bekerja keras untuk tangkap apa benda yang ditunjuk. Boleh juga buat atau beli kad 1,2,3 atau gambar-gambar tertentu.

Gambar Hiasan

3) Gerak kerja tangan adalah hasil dari otak kanan, jadi cuba ajar anak anda main tanah liat, main cat air (water colour), melukis, gunting kertas, origami dan sebagainya. Memang agak leceh dan kena kemas semula, tapi untuk kebaikan anak-anak apa salahnya berkorban sikit. Satu lagi cuba lukis gambar, contohnya rama-rama, tapi hanya sebelah badannya sahaja dan suruh anak-anak sambung lukis ikut apa yang anda lukis dibahagian satu lagi. Ini pun dapat mengaktifkan penggunaan otak kanan. Tahukah anda kenapa orang Cina dan Jepun kebanyakkannya pandai-pandai? Ini kerana mereka makan menggunakan kayu penyepit. Kayu penyepit mengaktifkan kerja tangan sekaligus membantu menggerakkan otak kanan.


Gambar Hiasan

4) Jangan marah-marah atau tengking anak sebab mereka boleh simpan semuanya dalam otak kiri. Kalau tanpa sengaja marah atau menengking mereka, kembali semula ke cara pertama dan minta maaf pada mereka dengan ikhlas.

Gambar Hiasan

5) Cuba bina daya imaginasi mereka dengan cara bercerita dan kemudian suruh mereka menyambung semula cerita tersebut. Walaupun cerita itu merapu pun tidak mengapa asalkan mereka punya inisiatif untuk berimaginasi.

Gambar Hiasan

6) Main teka-teki dengan mereka. Letakkan satu barang dalam kotak dan kemudian suruh mereka teka apakah barang tersebut. Untuk permulaan,berikan mereka pilihan untuk menggambarkan jenis barang dalam kotak terbabit seperti memberitahu warna, bunyi dan sebagainya. Lama-kelamaan mereka boleh bangunkan deria keenam (Sixth Sense) dengan menumpukan perhatian kepada benda yang berada dalam kotak terbabit. Ini semua adalah untuk mengaktifkan otak sebelah kanan. Tapi ingat semua permainan yang hendak dilakukan itu hanya boleh dilakukan selama setengah jam sehari. Tidak perlu lama-lama kerana ia boleh menimbulkan rasa bosan.


Sebelum lakukan semua kaedah ini, pastikan anda mempunyai masa yang benar-benar cukup. Pendekatan ini memerlukan keikhlasan dan kesunggguhan. Dalam Islam sendiri pun menggalakkan ibu bapa bercakap dengan anak-anak ketika mereka mahu tidur kerana pada ketika itulah di antara waktu-waktu doa dimakbulkan. Seorang Kaunselor juga memberitahu, jangan suka menyebut JANGAN pada anak-anak kerana apa yang kita sebut itulah yang mereka ikut. Cuba ganti perkataan JANGAN dengan perkataan lain untuk menyampaikan maksud anda,misalnya – “ Tolong senyap Along ” berbanding “ Along Jangan bising ”.
Pssstttt... Sama-samalah kita jadikan amalan ni sebagai rutin harian buat anak-anak...Walaupun aku xda anak lagi... Hehehehe

Friday, May 22, 2009

Love Story

Apa makna Cinta pada korang semua?? Adakah cinta seseorang itu di kira amat bermakna melalui kata-kata atau perbuatan?? Ataupun perlukah seseorang itu menunjukkan cintanya kepada pasangan dengan meluahkannya secara terang-terangan, mungkin mengucapkan kata azimat cinta di hadapan orang lain?? Bagi aku cinta tak akan dapat di ungkap dengan hanya kata-kata... Cinta perlukan pengorbanan dan seseorang boleh melakukan apa sahaja untuk membuktikan kepada pasangan masing-masing perasaan cintanya... Adakalanya cara untuk meluahkan rasa cinta dilakukan secara unik tanpa disedari oleh pasangannya sendiri.. Terpulang kepada individu masing-masing untuk melakukannya....
Kalu korang la.... Camner ha korang luahkan perasaan cinta korang kepada pasangan masing-masing?? Hehehehe Boleh berkongsi dengan aku cara-caranya???
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~Love Story~

I have a boyfriend who grew up with me. His name is Jin. I always thought of him as a friend until last year, when we went to a trip from a club. I found that I fell in love with him. Before that trip was over, I took a step and confessed my love for him. And soon, we became a pair of lovers, but we loved each other in different ways. I always concentrated on him only, but by his side, there were so many other girls.


To me, he was the only one, but to him, maybe I was just another girl...

"Jin, do you want to go watch a movie?" I asked.

"I can't"

"Why? You need to study at home?" I felt disappointment grabbing me.

"No... I am going to meet a friend... "He was always like that. He met girls in front of me, like it was nothing. To him, I was just a girlfriend. The word 'love' only came out from my mouth. Since I knew him, I had never heard him say 'I love you' before.

To us, there weren't any anniversaries at all. He didn't say anything from the first day and it continued till 100 days... 200days...


Everyday, before we say goodbye, he would just hand me a doll, everyday, without fail.

I don't know why... Then one day...

Me: Um, Jin, I ...

Jin: What...don't drag, just say..

Me: I love you.
Jin: ......you....um, just take this doll and go home.


That was how he ignored my 'three words' and handed me the doll. Then he disappeared, like he was running away. The dolls I received from him everyday, filled my room,one by one. There were many... Then one day came, my 15th year old birthday. When I got up in the morning, I pictured a party with him,and stranded myself in my room, waiting for his call. But... lunch passed, dinner passed... and soon the sky was dark... he still didn't call..


It was already tiring to look at the phone anymore. Then around 2am in the morning, he suddenly called me and woke me from my sleep. He told me to come out of the house. Still, I felt joy and I ran out happily.

Me: Jin...

Jin: Here...take this...

Again, he handed me a little doll.

Me: What's this?
Jin: I didn't give it to you yesterday, so I am giving it to you now. I'm going home now, bye.

Me: Wait, wait! Do you know what today is?

Jin: Today? Huh?

I felt so sad, I thought he would remember my birthday. He turned around and walked away like nothing had happen.

Then I shouted... "Wait..."

Jin: You have something to say?

Me: Tell me, tell me you love me...

Jin: What?!

Me: Tell meI put my pathetic self behind and clung on to him.

But he just said simple cold words and left.

"I don't want to say...that I love someone so easily, if you are desperate to hear it, then find someone else."

That was what he said. Then he ran off. My legs felt numb...and I collapsed to the ground. He didn't want to say it easily...


How could he....

I felt that...

Maybe he is not the right guy for me...After that day, I stranded myself at home crying, just crying.

He didn't call me, although I was waiting. He just continued handing me a little doll every morning outside my house. That's how those dolls piled up in my room... every day

After a month, I got myself together and went to school.

But what made the pain resurface was that... I saw him on a street...with another girl...

He had a smile on his face, one that he never showed me...as he touched the doll... I ran straight back home and looked at the dolls in my room, and tears fell...


Why did he gave these to me...

Those dolls are probably picked out by some other girls... In a fit of anger, I threw the dolls around. Then suddenly, the phone rang. It was him.

He told me to come out to the bus stop outside my house. I tried to calm myself down and walked to the bus stop. I kept reminding myself that I am going to forget him, that... it's going to end.

Then he came into my sight, holding a big doll.


Jin: Jo, I thought you were pissed, you really came?

I couldn't help hating him, acting like nothing had happen and joking around.

Soon, he held out the doll as usual...

Me: I don't need it.

Jin: What....why...

I grabbed the doll from his hands and threw it on the road.

Me: I don't need this doll, I don't need it anymore!! I don't want to see a person like you again!

I spitted out all the words that were inside me.

But unlike other days, his eyes very shaking. "I'm sorry" He apologized in a tiny voice. He then walked over to the road to pick up the doll...


Me: You stupid! Why are you picking up the doll?! Just throw it away!!!

But he ignored me and just went to pick the doll.

Then...

Honk~ Honk~

With a loud honk, a big truck was heading towards him.

"Jin! Move! Move away!" I shouted...


But he didn't hear me, he squatted down and picked up the doll.

"Jin, move!"

HONK~!!

"Boom!" That sound, so terrifying.


That's how he went away from me.

That's how he went away without even opening his eyes to say one word to me.


After that day, I had to go through every day with guiltiness and the sadness of losing him...

And after spending two months like a crazy person...

I took out the dolls. Those were the only gifts he left me since the day we started going out. I remembered the days I spent with him and started tocount the days... when we were in love...


"One...two... three..."


That was how... I started to count the dolls...

"Four hundred and eighty four... four hundred and eighty five..."It all ended with 485 dolls.


I then started to cry again, with a doll in my arms. I hugged it tightly, then suddenly...

"I love you~, I love you~"I dropped the dolls,shocked.

"I....lo..ve...you??"I picked up the dolls and pressed its stomach.

"I love you~ I love you~"It can't be!


I pressed all the dolls' stomach as it piled on the side.

"I love you~"

"I love you~"

"I love you~"

Those words came out non-stop.


I...love you...Why didn't I realize that.....

That his heart was always by my side, protecting me. Why didn't I realize that he love me this much...


I took out the doll under the bed and pressed it's stomach, that was the last doll, the one that fell on the road. It had his blood stain on it. The voice came out, the one that I was missing so much...


"Jo...Do you know what today is? We've been loving each other for 486 days. Do you know what 486 is? I couldn't say I love you.... Um... since I was too shy... If you forgive me and take this doll, I will say that I love you... everyday... till I die... Jo... I love you..."


The tears came flowing out of me.. Why? Why? I asked god, why do I only know about all this now? He can't be by my side, but he loved me until his last minute...


For that... and for that reason... to me... it became courage... to live a beautiful life....


It's better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than lose someone that you love with your useless pride!


Psstttt... Aku memang suka baca kisah - kisah cinta.. Pastu menangis sorang... Waaaa'

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

MARRIAGE...



To those who are married, .. Not married .. and soon to be married

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce.. I raised the topic calmly.

She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Dew. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.

She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Dew so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew.

When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.
In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce.She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day.

She requested that everyday for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Dew about my wife's divorce conditions... She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully..

My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time.. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.

On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Dew about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me... she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mum out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy.
I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind... I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I do not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other any more. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart.

Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.

At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - dead.

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank, blah..blah..blah. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you.

If you do, you just might save a marriage.



Pssttt.... I cried after finish reading this story.... Sorry Guys, but man will never change if the woman didn't make them open their eyes....

Friday, May 15, 2009

Tiga sekawan....

Amat, Abu dan Budin tersesat di dalam hutan sewaktu memburu. Mereka kemudiannya ditangkap oleh sekumpulan orang asli yang merupakan cannibal. Sewaktu dihadapkan ke ketua puak cannibal, ketua puak mengatakan mereka tidak akan dijadikan sup dan dimakan jika mereka lepas ujian yang akan diberikan. Mereka dikehendaki pergi kedalam hutan dan mencari 10 buah yang sama jenis. Lalu mereka pun pergi la ke dalam hutan bersama2 beberapa orang asli yang akan mempastikan mereka takkan lari.

Amat kembali dan membawa 10 biji buah epal. Ketua puak cannibal itu kemudiannya berkata "Kamu dikehendaki menyumbat kesemua buah2 tersebut kedalam lubang bontot kamu tanpa sebarang ekspressi diwajah kamu atau kamu akan dimakan!". Maka bermulalah sesi menyumbat buah epal ke dalam lubang bontot Amat, SATU!!! jerit semua orang-orang asli. Belum sempat epal kedua disumbat, Amat sudah menjerit kesakitan, lalu Amat diikat dan diletak dalam kawah besar untuk direbus jadi sup.

Ni la tiga sekawan.. Si Amat, Abu dan Budin.. Transformasi selepas kena bakar....

Abu pula kembali membawa 10 biji anggur. Ketua puak menerangkan perkara yang sama kepada Abu. Abu merasa takdelah susah mana. Dari jauh Ama tmendengar orang-orang asli menjerit SATU!!! DUA!!!! TIGA!!! EMPAT!!! LIMA!!! ENAM!!! TUJUH!!! LAPAN!!!!, tiba-tiba Amat terdengar Abu ketawa terbahak-bahak. Beberapa minit kemudian Abu diletakkan bersebelahan Amat dalam kawah besar.

"Weiii yang ko gelak apehal???...ko dah nak lepas tadi dah!!" bentak Amat

Abu jawab "takleh tahanla beb...tengah aku relax2 sumbat anggur tiba2 Budin balik bawak durian 10 bijik".


Pssttt.... Gila la 10 bijik durian tu.... camner nak tahan ha???

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Aku dah BOSAN.. Aku dah bosannnnn......

Entri kali ni aku tak tau nak tulis apa... Kepala Otak aku blank giler.. Aku bosan kat tempat kerja... Bosan dengan life... Bosan... Bosan... Ader idea nak bagi hilang bosan tak? Hehehehe



Psssttt... Entah kenapa aku suka tengok gambar2 ni time aku tengah bosan... Aku ni dah mental ke???

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Soccer... Guys will love this one....


Actually dah lama aku dapat email ni dari kawan aku... So ari ni since big boss tak ader kat ofis aku pun apa lagi dok 'kelebek' segala email lama2 dalam personal folder aku....Bagi aku time la patut aku amik kesempatan secara terang-terangan.... Independent's day katakan... Yahooooo....... Tetiba entah camner aku terbuka balik email yang dihantar oleh kawan aku dan aku dapati quite interesting email ni sebab ader gambar pompuan separuh bogel tengah main bola sepak... Aku tau nanti ader yang akan suka tengok gambar2 ni... Hehehehe Jangan tak tahu aku pun suka tengok jugak... Hohohoho (Terkantoi plak....)
Ini membuatkan aku terfikir kalu la ader pasukan bola sepak wanita camni mesti semua yang mai tengok si lelaki2 muda, bapak2 budak, atuk2 yang masih kuat dan lain2... hehehehe tak dapat aku nak imagine camner... Apapun pandai jugak si amoi2 dalam gambar ni posing maut... kalu suruh main betoi2 entah boleh ke x??? Tup2 nak sepak bola pun tak straight.. Hehehehe












Pssstttt... Ader sapa nak main bola sepak dengan awek2 camni???? Mesti banyak yang beratur nak sign up masuk pasukan bola ni.... Hehehehe